Aphrodite turns the faded pages of her notebook and sighs; it’s been a long day. Heck, a long year. The list of lovelorn has been growing steadily longer and her notebook is full of the names of people who’ve tearfully asked her for help. People want advice – they look to her for help – but she’s frustrated with the culture of ‘disposable love’ she sees increasingly evident. People don’t … Read More →
A 13-year-old boy I know has requested to have his birthday party at Hooters. I was somewhat stunned on hearing this and detected a nervous twitch from the parent telling me. “Oh,” I said. “It’s what he wants,” I was told. Fair enough, but what else does he want? Should he request a blow job from Megan Fox, do we see what we can do to make it happen? Aren’t … Read More →
This is the female libido as it relates to me. It may relate to you much the same, but the chances are it’s going to be more than a little different. This is then, my very personal account of libido. My libido is about being brave. Having the confidence to feel sexual and act sexually gives way sometimes to affecting a certain comfort level with the ones we ultimately love. … Read More →
My boyfriend likes to watch me eat cherries. His fascination with the small, plump fruit began one summer’s night as I sat on the couch watching television, twisting the fruit slowly in my mouth. I noticed he was watching me so of course played it up even more. It ended with some seriously heavy petting. But it’s not always like that. We can go for long, exhaustive droughts sometimes when … Read More →
“PENCILS!” The word rang out across the street. Opposite, Bianca and I sat dumbfounded – what could this sudden exclamation mean? I have spent a lot of time sitting on Bianca’s front porch this summer. She’s easy to talk to and open and breezy – I think you’d like her, in fact. An added bonus to her front porch is the view; from this prime real estate location we have … Read More →